Best Name for the Boston Bomber?: What’s his name?
Best Hospital for the Boston Bomber to be Admitted to?: Beth Israel Hospital
Who Really put Their Foot in their Mouth: Susan Candiotti
New Fact to Freak Out About: The US infrastructure grade has risen from a D to a D+
Number One in Crumbling: CNN
Another New Fact to Freak Out About: I have a 3 in 4 chance of crossing over a bridge safely
Percent of Levees that are in the Acceptable Range: Eight
Who Didn’t get Invited to the George W. Bush library opening?: Stephen
Guess What Crashed because of a Twitter Hack?: The Dow Jones (for two minutes)
Learned to Ride a Bike: Stephen
Better Know a District: Matt Cartwright (PA’s fighting 17th!)
Ruined Season 4 of Downton Abbey?: Thanks a lot, Stephen!
Welcome to the Colbert Nation!: Sawyer Matheson
Mariah's Musings 