THE COLBERT REPORT-WEEK OF APRIL 22

Best Name for the Boston Bomber?: What’s his name?

Best Hospital for the Boston Bomber to be Admitted to?: Beth Israel Hospital

Who Really put Their Foot in their Mouth: Susan Candiotti

New Fact to Freak Out About: The US infrastructure grade has risen from a D to a D+

Number One in Crumbling: CNN

Another New Fact to Freak Out About: I have a 3 in 4 chance of crossing over a bridge safely

Percent of Levees that are in the Acceptable Range: Eight

Who Didn’t get Invited to the George W. Bush library opening?: Stephen

Guess What Crashed because of a Twitter Hack?: The Dow Jones (for two minutes)

Learned to Ride a Bike: Stephen

Better Know a District: Matt Cartwright (PA’s fighting 17th!)

Ruined Season 4 of Downton Abbey?: Thanks a lot, Stephen!

Welcome to the Colbert Nation!: Sawyer Matheson

 

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