THE DAILY SHOW-WEEK OF APRIL 29

Alternative Title to Post: Holy Crap!!!  I haven’t posted in four weeks!!!!

The Definition of Congress: Those Do-Nothing F#$ktards who couldn’t solve a problem if it was eating them alive anus first.

News to Congress: They realized a sequester was going on.

How Quickly did Congress Write the Sequester Bill?: So fast that parts of the bill were handwritten.

New Word: Congraturbating

Donald Trump’s Real Name: F&*&face Von Clownstick

 

 

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