THE DAILY SHOW-WEEK OF SEPTEMBER 9

Still Using 9/11 as a Political Platform: Rudy Guilliani

Adorable: the duck from Wonderpets

Did Interviews on Six Different Networks…in One Day: President Obama

Social Media Pioneer: Anthony Weiner

Extended Interview: One

NO!  NO!  NO!: Michele Bachman, Steve King, and Louis Gomhert went to Egypt

Has a Shirt Allergy: Vladmir Putin

So Awesome I Just Copied and Pasted It: “…I get that Fox opposes the Syria peace plan because its modus operandi is to foment dissent in the form of a relentless and irrational contrarianism to Barack Obama and all things democratic to advance its ultimate objective of creating a deliberately misinformed body politic whose fear, anger, mistrust and discontent is the manner upon which it sustains its parasitic, succubus-like existence…”