THE DAILY SHOW-WEEK OF MARCH 25

Who Visited Israel for the First Time in 2000 Plus Years?: Barack “Satan” (according to The Bible miniseries) Obama

Guy with a Bunch of Stories to Tell: George Washington on the one dollar bill

New Word: Druppet

Extended Interviews: Two

Getting Ready for Bikini Season: Congress

WTF?!!  This is Unacceptable!!: The VA has a backlog of over 900,000 people waiting on their disability claims!!

Do Not Want to Know: What Jon wiped his ass with

Who Knows What He’ll Marry: Saxby Chambliss

Who would Lead a Supreme Court Orgy?: Scalia