STEPHEN COLBERT PRESENTS: MR. COLBERT GOES TO WASHINGTON D.C. YA LATER, LEGISLATOR: PARTISAN IS SUCH SWEET SORROW: A COLBERT VICTORY LAP ‘014
I already miss you, Stephen!
Better know a country: the fightin us!
America’s signature dish: food (under the melted cheese)
The Decree: To Health in a Handbasket
For shame: Discovery Channel; he didn’t get Eaten Alive!!
WAAHHHHH!!!: The last Better Know a District!
Who’s Honoring Me Now: Entertainment Weekly (he’s on the cover!)
Cool Pic: Gandalf at Starbucks
It May Come True: With 0% of the polls reporting, Stephen predicts Scott Walker will win the 2016 Presidental election
Survivor of first scrotum-face transplant: Rupert Murdoch
Big News: STEPHEN IS AUCTIONING OFF HIS DESK!!!! Go to omaze.com
AND HIS FIREPLACE!!!!!