THE COLBERT REPORT-WEEK OF DECEMBER 8

 

STEPHEN COLBERT PRESENTS: MR. COLBERT GOES TO WASHINGTON D.C. YA LATER, LEGISLATOR: PARTISAN IS SUCH SWEET SORROW: A COLBERT VICTORY LAP ‘014

I already miss you, Stephen!

Better know a country: the fightin us!

America’s signature dish: food (under the melted cheese)

The Decree: To Health in a Handbasket

For shame: Discovery Channel; he didn’t get Eaten Alive!!

WAAHHHHH!!!: The last Better Know a District!

Who’s Honoring Me Now: Entertainment Weekly (he’s on the cover!)

Cool Pic: Gandalf at Starbucks

It May Come True: With 0% of the polls reporting, Stephen predicts Scott Walker will win the 2016 Presidental election

Survivor of first scrotum-face transplant: Rupert Murdoch

Big News: STEPHEN IS AUCTIONING OFF HIS DESK!!!!  Go to omaze.com

AND HIS FIREPLACE!!!!!

SMAUG!

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