THE COLBERT REPORT-WEEK OF DECEMBER 1

The last month! WAHHHHHH!!!!
Stage 4: Depression

Stephen Colbert: giant nerd

Your Doctor Prescribes to: Avoid jazz hands which will lead to heroin hands

The man who launched Sarah Palin’s TV Career: John McCain

Mr. Colbert Goes to Washington D.C. Ya Later Legislator: Partisan is Such Sweet Sorrow: A Colbert Victory Lap ‘014!!!!

The Word: Crook and Ladder
Congress Does Work!: Congress stopped benefits for suspected Nazis!!!

Common characteristics: white douchebags

Evil twin: Sergio
What a Twist!: Dr. Delveccio, Colleen Bell’s lesbian lover who is pregnant with Stephen’s baby

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