THE COLBERT REPORT-WEEK OF SEPTEMBER 9

 

A new royal baby: STEPHEN’S PREGNANT!!!

 

A real thing: Pavlok

 

Stephen Colbert’s Wrist Pad: attach an iPad to your arm

 

Hometown Hero: Detroit for the Fago alarm system at the fire department

 

Wag of the Finger: NASA for out-man caving every other sports fan on Earth

 

Wag of the Finger: to casinos to taking the Trump name in vain

 

A Madman who Needs to be Brought to Justice: Sonny Cuckoo

 

 Delaware’s New Motto: Official waste of time

 

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