THE COLBERT REPORT-WEEK OF JUNE 2

 

BREAKING NEWS!!!: STEPHEN HAS A GOATEE!!!!

The Grey’s Anatomy of war:  Afghanistan

Stephen’s Favorite state: Florida (because it would probably have a gun to Stephen’s head)

New Harry Potter book: Harry Potter and the Deathly Boring

Old People’s cologne: Gold Bond

Hurricane for Men: Hurricane Butch McBalls!!!

The sluts of the literary world: Used books

The More you Know: If you’re going to have unprotected sex, get high first

Radical group: Sugarplum Fairies

 

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