THE COLBERT REPORT-WEEK OF MARCH 10

The Word: Pew! Pew! Pew!

An Apology: As a Kentuckian, I apologize to the world for Chuck McAlister.  Not all Kentuckians are like that.

The 1st 10-Time Guest: Neil DeGrasse Tyson

The Rage at all College Campuses (according to the media): Anal Sex

Tip of the Hat: To Wall Street for ensuring that one test for one day in the spring of our junior year seals our fate forever; To the U.S. Government for suing Sprint over the government’s top-secret wiretappings

Side-Wag of the Finger: Obama for wasting $21 million of taxpayer cash

Synonyms for the SAT: Panic, Anxiety, Hysteria, Horror, Failure

I Missed You!!: Bears & Balls big red button!!

Jazz Cigarettes: Marijuana

Stoner Icon: Harry Smith

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