The Word: Pew! Pew! Pew!
An Apology: As a Kentuckian, I apologize to the world for Chuck McAlister. Not all Kentuckians are like that.
The 1st 10-Time Guest: Neil DeGrasse Tyson
The Rage at all College Campuses (according to the media): Anal Sex
Tip of the Hat: To Wall Street for ensuring that one test for one day in the spring of our junior year seals our fate forever; To the U.S. Government for suing Sprint over the government’s top-secret wiretappings
Side-Wag of the Finger: Obama for wasting $21 million of taxpayer cash
Synonyms for the SAT: Panic, Anxiety, Hysteria, Horror, Failure
I Missed You!!: Bears & Balls big red button!!
Jazz Cigarettes: Marijuana
Stoner Icon: Harry Smith