New Senior Caucasian Correspondent: Jordan Klepper
Fox News Channel: We read the chain emails your grandma gets in your inbox out loud like they were true
The Mercedes of Food: Seafood
FOOD: Food Stamps can only be used for food, oh oh dummy
WWJS: Where Would Jesus Soil
Extended Interviews: 2
Makes Me Extremely Irate: CONGRESS REJECTED THE VETERAN’S BILL?!!!
Important Note: War is hell, not helpful