I Learned Something Today: One of Stephen’s producers is Buddy Cole
BIG ANNOUNCEMENT: STEPHEN COLBERT IS NOW THE FIRST LADY OF FRANCE!!!
Stephen’s 1st Act as First Lady of France: Bring back the guillotine and bring Jean Val Jean to justice!
The Names of Stephen’s Balls: Kathie Lee and Hoda
Where is the Russian Free Protest Zone: Really, really far
Stephen Colbert’s Smile File: An Al Qaeda leader accidentally blew up his students
What Sean Hannity’s notes always say: HANNITY SMASH!!!
Actual Huffington Post article: Was your Kid Hitler in a Past Life?
The Word: Jobsolete
Current Conservative Economic Motto: MINE!!
Colbert’s Very Wanted: Who Stole Gumby?!!!