New Word: Meedom
News I Didn’t Know About: The woman who wrote “America the Beautiful” had a female “roomate”
Wag of the Finger: Litigious cheerleaders, the Pope for going mainstream, TSA Peeping Toms
Special Double Wag: China
Referee’s Second Job: Foot Locker
Seriously Awesome: Pussy Riot
Tip of the Hat: Pizza artists from the Domino’s school
Welcome to the Colbert Nation: Eli the Intern!