How Cold is it?: Stephen has to scrape the camera lens!
Tip of the Hat: To toy makers for making a bouncy seat with an Ipad holder; Logo Party!
A Viscious Competition in the Colbert House: Risk
What is a Full Nelson?: One million in sales of pot on their first day after becoming legal in Colorado
What Costs a Penny on Amazon: Steve Doocy’s parenting book
America’s Punching Bag: New Jersey
Another How Cold is it?: A reporter is using a banana as a hammer
The Word(s): Never-Ender’s Game, Thrift Justice
Human Medicine Cabinet: Stephen Colbert
Fox News Youth Correspondent: Pat Buchanan
COlbert Book Club: A Farewell to Arms
BYOE: (Bring Your Own Execution)
God’s Country Club: Sainthood
Hemingway’s children’s book: I’ll See You in Hell, Babar!
Best Hemingway adaptation: Ernest Goes to Camp
Wag of the Finger: Air Force, the Westminster Dog Show for allowing mutts into competition
Stephen’s new intern: Ja-Mes aka James
Stephen Colbert’s fallback position: Quarterback