The Word (s): Inc. God We Trust
Goat-Headed God: Richard Branson
Hilarious New Twitter Feed: @RealHumanPraise #PraiseFOX
Goat-headed God: Richard Branson
Extended Interview: Dr. J!
Stephen’s Metal Band: Mushroom Death Suit
Tip of the Hat: Toys R’ Us for telling us nature sucks; John Pike for getting compensation for the brutality of John Pike; hopped-up pops; Starbucks for finding a way to stick it to the Chinese;
Wag of the Finger: Shroom tombs; American consumers for not out-spending China
Alleged Duck Murderer: David Letterman
Great Name: Poncho DeNews!
Is Harder to get into Harvard: Obamacare?!!
Awesome!: We, the Colbert Nation, outraised China!
Totally Awesome!: Stephen Colbert’s November Sweeps Prostacular!!!
Inside Stephen’s Prostate: Kittens!!
February Sweeps: Maui Owie Prostacular!
First Blackout Mayor: Rob Ford
Now Vintage: Minimum wage