Tip of the Hat: Iowa for considering letting the blind carry guns; bigger pants
New Superhero: Spider-Reagan
Surprising Details About J.D. Salinger: he was in love with Oona O’Neill who left him for Charlie Chaplin; his religion kept him from publishing more books
BKAD: Washington’s fighting 7th!
May Have Raided John Boehner’s Tanning Solution: Rand Paul
The Catcher in the Rye Prequel: The Phantom Menace
On Notice: The people who put Vladmir Putin’s head on Stephen’s body!