THE COLBERT REPORT: WEEK OF SEPTEMBER 3

Who Stephen does not Like to Get his News from: Anyone who speaks with an English accent

Awesome Name: Dan Kildee

New Opening Title: 11:30 Cowboy

Awesome Title Card: Cris-ish in Syr-eh complete with The Price is Right loser sound

Professional War Marketer: George W. Bush

Formerly English Muffins: Liberty Toast

A Constant Disappointment: Imperfect Polly

How Tall is NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg?: Really?!  Only 5’6?!

 

 

 

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