Drone Bait: Edward Snowden
New Game Show: Where in the World is Edward Snowdiego?
The Word: Truthinews
A Tiny Triumph: America stopped members of the Ku Klux Klan from using a workable death ray for evil purposes
Sorely Missed: Estaban Colberto!
Stephen’s Alternative Studio: In the belly of dirigible over international waters
Bad Idea: Stephen sings the unedited version of “Ol’ Man River” on live TV
RIP (due to using sparklers in the studio): Stephen’s colleague Frank, Frank’s wife Mary, possibly their orphaned children, and possibly Stephen himself
Great Way to Use Old Steve Carell Stock Footage: The new segment Stephen Colbert’s Big-Gay Roundup