All Grown Up: Neville Longbottom
Just Plain Awesome: Stephen at the Clinton Global Initiative in St. Louis
Clinton’s Personal Twitter: @PrezBillyJeff
And I Must Scream: Scientists have just discovered a tarantula the size of A HUMAN FACE
What Some People (and Apparently Exxon) are Using to Clean up the Oil Spill in Arkansas: Paper towels
Cuter than Rand Paul: His former opponent for the US Senate, Jack Conway
Needs a Spanking and Time Out: Elmo in Times Square
How Much the US has Spent on the War on Drugs: 1.5 Trillion
Putin punched out a Russian asteroid!
So NASA is going Armageddon on the asteroid’s ass?
Most Americans now think we should legalize marijuana, amnesty for illegal immigrants, and gay marriage
Idaho does look like a bong
We’ve spent 1.5 trillion on the war on drugs and it didn’t work?!
I didn’t vote for Rand Paul. Have you seen Jack Conway?! He’s so dreamy!
The NYC Cookie Monster is a real bastard
WTF with these obscene characters?
NYC elmo needs a spanking
Mayor Bloomberg does look like a Keebler elf