THE DAILY SHOW-WEEK OF MARCH 4

Who’s to blame for no new government pens: Congress

Truer words have never been spoken: “There are worse penalties for f$^^%g up on Top Chef than on Congress!”

New BFF’s: Dennis Rodman and Kim Jong-Un

Coming soon to a theater near you: The Sandra Day O’Connor story starring Paul Rudd

New Apparent Entitlement: Racial

An Apology to America from Kentucky: We elected Rand Paul, sorry about that.

Any Male Catholic can be Pope: Not Pope O’Reilly, Pope Stephen aka Suburban I.

New Fall TV Show: Dog & Oven

Also: NO SHOW FOR TWO WEEKS!!

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