The One Person Who Thinks the Sequester is a Good Thing: Stephen
An Apparently Good Idea: Cut gun training from 10 hours to 4 hours
What Jon Stewart is Really Going to do this Summer: Stage a coup for the Venezuelan presidency
The Black Alaskan: Brian
We Overcame It!: Racism!
The Story the 24-News Networks were Born to Cover: The Filibuster
Attention Whore: North Korea
Who Received a Rose?: John Sexton, sorry Dougie
Also: NO NEW SHOWS FOR TWO WEEKS!!!
The sequester is good?
Note to self: Cheese grater
Stephen blames Obama, I blame Congress
Stephen unleashes his inner Trekkie
The Enemy Within-Giant Nads!
Gun Sales are up
Who thinks it’s a good idea to cut gun training from 10 hours to 4 hours? Anyone?
The “Rachel” haircut kinda looks good on that guy
Giving away guns in high-crime areas as a social experiment?
Jon is going to Venezuela go take over the presidency!
“Couples Only” Mars trip
Al Gore isn’t dead
Winter storm Saturn
Uranus is better
Challenge to the Voting Rights Act
Brian the Black Alaskan
We Overcame It!-Racism
Thought for Food
The filibuster-the story the 24-hour news media was born to cover
Stephen love drone
North Korea=attention whore
Weird North Korean commercial
Why is the dancing hot dog guy in Stephen’s dream?
Sean is good-looking
You can be a born-again virgin?
Who will Stephen choose to be his guest?-it’s John Sexton, sorry Dougie