Who is leading the polls to replace Jim DeMint?: Why, Stephen, of couse

Poinsettas: Festive and deadly

Who had their eyelids surgically removed (probably)?: Michele Bachman

Needs to Happen: Breaking Abbey (Breaking Bad as performed by the cast of Downton Abbey)

Farewell: Ham Rove

Christmas Songs: Baby, It’s Cold Outside, Good King Wenceslas, Have Your Yourself a Merry Little Christmas, Happy Christmas (War is Over)

Where did the SuperPAC Money Go?: To help with campaign finance reform!!!

Who’s ON NOTICE: Nikki Haley, for waiting until after Stephen went on hiatus to announce that she had selected someone else for the Senate seat!!!  Who the hell is Tim Scott, anyway?!!




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