10:00-Welcome to The Daily Show election night coverage!!!
10:00-Patrick Stewart opened the show!!!
10:02-Pennsylvania, named after Penn Gillette
10:02-Don’t screw with the Amish
10:02-Mitt Romney’s picture has been mudded
10:03-Scott Brown goes overboard
10:04-John Oliver is wearing Ipads on his arms
10:05-Poor TDS, they don’t have CNN’s hologram budget
10:06-The Dems are sending out fundraising emails?
10:06-Biden looks like a guy who eats a lot of hot wings
10:07-Lost the audio
10:08-Romney drunk on Diet Coke
10:11-Claire McCaskill defeats Todd Akin
10:12-The first person to hit 270 gets to bomb Iran
10:12-2016 election results: Hillary Clinton defeats Jeb Bush
10:13-Medea for VP?
10:13-Hillary choices for VP is a 1962 Chevy and a can of beer
10:15-Samantha Bee reports on undecided voters
10:15-It’s the same people Bee reported on in 2008!!
10:16-The “choice” lady couldn’t choose!
10:21-The South Park guys were right. “Obama Wins”
10:22-Hologram George Washington (as played by Jason Jones)
10:25-Son of a French whore!!
10:29-Yes, we want results!!
10:29-Yes, Jon, hopefully the fever has broken.