10:31-the vampire wins the election (Stephen is on Team Edward)
10:32-The elephant has murdered the donkey
10:32-Wait a minute, the donkey just killed the elephant and succumbed to his wounds
10:33-HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAMA COLBERT!!!!
10:35-TCR projecting an Obama victory
10:36-Rafalca the horse looked good in that dress
10:38-My house will be transitioned into a lesbian food co-op?
10:38-America is an easy lay
10:40-Does Mitt have a house in my area? Probably.
10:40-I wonder if I will feel dirty in the morning like Stephen said
10:43-Guest Andrew Sullivan
10:44-Sullivan is giddy tonight
10:44-Sullivan said Karl Rove’s head just exploded
10:45-Sullivan just said Obama is a “powerful black man with nothing to lose”
10:47-Sullivan says this election is a “victory over pure cynicism and lies”
10:55-Mitch McConnell is an amphibian
10:56-Lindsey Graham is a closeted lesbian
10:57-Marijuana legalization in Colorado?
11:00-I could rip a few donuts in the parking lot
11:02-Good night and see you in 2016!!!