THE COLBERT REPORT ELECTION NIGHT COVERAGE: THE RE-PRESIDENTING OF AMERICA-WHO WILL REPLACE OBAMA?

10:31-the vampire wins the election (Stephen is on Team Edward)

10:32-The elephant has murdered the donkey

10:32-Wait a minute, the donkey just killed the elephant and succumbed to his wounds

10:33-HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAMA COLBERT!!!!

10:35-TCR projecting an Obama victory

10:36-Rafalca the horse looked good in that dress

10:38-My house will be transitioned into a lesbian food co-op?

10:38-America is an easy lay

10:40-Does Mitt have a house in my area?  Probably.

10:40-I wonder if I will feel dirty in the morning like Stephen said

10:43-Guest Andrew Sullivan

10:44-Sullivan is giddy tonight

10:44-Sullivan said Karl Rove’s head just exploded

10:45-Sullivan just said Obama is a “powerful black man with nothing to lose”

10:47-Sullivan says this election is a “victory over pure cynicism and lies”

10:55-Mitch McConnell is an amphibian

10:56-Senate results

10:56-Lindsey Graham is a closeted lesbian

10:57-Marijuana legalization in Colorado?

11:00-I could rip a few donuts in the parking lot

11:02-Good night and see you in 2016!!!

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