First Post…The Daily Show and the Colbert Report January 30, 2012

Welcome to Mariah’s Musings, where I talk about pop culture, review TV shows, and other things I feel like saying.  First up Monday night’s Daily Show and Colbert Report.  Now, with TDS and TCR as they are called on the boards, instead of reviewing the separate segments, I have decided to go with my gut (i.e. truthiness) and post whatever I am feeling during the moment of the show.  These particular posts will kind of look like a Twitter feed.

Now tonight, I was going to have two separate posts, but then something EPIC happenend.  Stay tuned…

First Segment

Gingrich does look like a troll!

Love the Mortal Kombat comparision…I miss that game

No one needs the “Newt” cut.

Mr. Gingrich, if you somehow get a lunar station on the moon, I’ll sleep with you.  But you’ll probably not win anyway.

Mitt fires back…AND NOW FINISH HIM!!!!  Hit Gingrich’s most vulnerable spot…the sanctity of marriage.

Second Segment

Wow, no one likes Gingrich, even first wives, second wives, trophy wives, and ex-wives clearly gunning for a reality (vomit) show

Interview

Lou Dobbs is the guest tonight, and yep, an extended interview.

Dobbsie, why do you put yourself through this, you know Jon is going to eviscerate you, which he did.

Aw, calm down, Dobbsie!

Aaaahhhh…stupid buffer!!!

I don’t usually watch the interviews, they make me really angry sometimes.

Moment of Zen…WTF?!!!

IT’S STEPHEN!!!!!!

HE’S BACK FOR HIS SUPER PAC!!!

AND NOW I MUSH CHANT HIS NAME!!!

That’s a lucky teat

So Stephen’s going to go all Liam Neeson in “Taken” on Jon?  DO IT!!!!

AND THE CHASE IS ON!!!

Stephen deflates?!

Meanwhile on The Colbert Report….

Oh, now there’re just showing off!

Jon does not look good with long hair.

Jon runs like a girl.

Stephen sounds like a serial killer.

AND STEPHEN TAKES BACK THE PAC!!!  I mean,  SUUUPPPPPERRRRR PAAAACCCCC!!!!!!

Frederick Douglass as Santa?  Hmmmm…..

Stupid buffer…

Who knew Obama had that hot singing voice?!  OMG, my ovaries!!!

The US trained dolphins to sweep mines!

Poor Kevin the dolphin!

Dolphins are the new terrorists?!

Coked-up diplomats?!  Well, Stephen’s right at least they’ll get something done.

Second Segment

This is your crop of nominees?!!!

Interview

This guy taught President Obama.  Cool.

ZZZZZZZZ……..

Finally, the SUPER PAC has raised $1,023,121.24!!!!!!!

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